"Too Fishy to Text" Premium Flexfit Hat

```markdown **Too Fishy to Text Premium Flexfit Hat** Unleash nautical swagger on deck or in the server room. This high-spec Flexfit hat combines: - Precision stretch tech for one-size-fits-most comfort - Moisture-wicking sweatband, breathable mesh for long coding/fishing sessions - Embroidered “Too Fishy to Text” logo, UV-rated to repel sunburn and bad puns Whether debugging circuits or battling bass, stay sharp, stay shaded, stay fishy 🎣. Cast your buy line now! 🛒 ```